FOOLISH MORTALS - INVENTORY

Week 1

1. 32 - Snarfblatt
The snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring.

2. 88 - Soul Stone
One of the six Infinity Stones, this one is orange.

3. 107 - Baguette - Eaten
MARIE! THE BAGUETTES! HURRY UP!

4. 2 - Ace of Spaces
It might look like an ordinary playing card, but in all actuality, this is a ticket to Pleasure Island!

5. 31 - Sausage String - Eaten
A string of sausages, probably stolen from a hot dog vendor.

6. 61 - Incriminating Photos
How lewd! This set of pictures reveals a beautiful cartoon woman playing pattycake with a suited gentleman.

Week 2

1. 8 - Glass Slipper
Wouldn't this be painful to walk in?

2. Heihei - Given to Wander
It's a chicken. A rather dumb chicken. Don't let it near rocks.

3. 24 - Pink Elephant Champagne
A bottle of champagne with a pink elephant on the label...do you dare to drink it?

4. 78 - Royal Garments
This outfit consists of a red cape, a yellow helmet, and a...hockey stick. Very regal.

5. Oar - Given to Maui
An oar with a heart and a hook etched into it. Early tweeting!

6. Gaston's Coat - Given to Lefou
No one wears coats like Gaston!

7. 81 - Tiny Wrench
A perfect wrench for any gadgeteer, too bad it's so small only a mouse could use it.

8. 60 - Incriminating Photos
How lewd! This set of pictures reveals a beautiful cartoon woman playing pattycake with a suited gentleman.

9. 113 - Apple Cinnamon Brew - Drunk
A frozen apple-cinnamon drink with marshmallow foam, served in a plastic stein with a cartoon muscleman on it.

Week 3

1. 97 - Pirate Rum - Drunk
Oh, so that's where its gone!

2. 68 - Business Shriek
This issue has a featurette on the rise of a company known as "Monsters Inc".

3. 96 - Frog Banjo
A tiny banjo made for amphibian hands. This one is the greatest of them all.

4. Goodbye Sweater
It was lovingly made by Mabel.

5. 99 - Santa Coat
If you put it on, you might have to become Santa.

6. 88 - Power Stone
One of the six Infinity Stones, this one is purple.

Week 4

1. Passion Fruit
Some delicious fruit that somehow reminds you of young love.

2. 85 - Mind Stone
One of the six Infinity Stones, this one is yellow.

3. Storybook
A large book labeled "Pinocchio". It's a story all about Jiminy's life got flipped and turned upside down.

4. Jellyfish Pie
A gift from Sylvia. Who would want to eat something as gross as this?

5. White Dress
It looks like it could fit a young teenager.

6. 94 - Country Bear Hall Model
AH NO! COWNTWEE BEAH HALL HAS BEEN CWUSHED!

7. Arendelle's Ice Harvester Badge
A gift from Princess Anna. Why would a kingdom need an official royal ice harvester...?

8. 77 - Phoenix Gate
An artifact that allows the user to travel through time and space, but here, it's just junk.

9. 69 - Mr. Incredible Mask
A domino mask for any upcoming superhero.

10. 23 - Pink Elephant Champagne
A bottle of champagne with a pink elephant on the label...do you dare to drink it?

11. 13 - Muzzle
This muzzle looks like it could fit a smaller dog.

12. 92 - Meteorite Piece
A small shard of meteorite attached to a necklace, the key to merging our two dimensions!

13. 75 - Gummy Beary Juice
This will have you bouncing off the walls!

14. Spear
A gift from Tarzan - well used but still sharp. There is some leopard blood dried on it.

15. 114 - Churro
Fried dough, sugar, and cinammon. All in one beautiful combination.

16. ???
A gift from ???. It's a weathered old letter written on parchment paper.

17. 100 - Sleepy Apple
An apple that induces drowsiness if bitten into.